Rotating Anal Vibrator
by: Funzze Toys
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Introduction
We received this anal vibrator from Funzze about two months ago. With the change of our web hosting platform, we nearly missed sharing our thoughts on this compact prostate massager! Arriving in the discrete cardboard packaging with a few other toys, the Rotating Anal Massager showed up well packaged and undamaged. Having tested several of Funzze’s anal massagers, we found this one to be smaller than some of the others we have tried. That certainly did not mean a lack of power or stimulation though. Only by gripping the rotating part of the vibrator with my had was I able to stall it out, during proper use, we had zero issues with this happening. A credit to the Funzze engineering team! With two motors and 9 patterns each, it was simple to find the perfect combination between the rotating head and perineum vibrator. Our favorite was a tie between ramping and wave settings. One of Funzze’s strengths is the simplicity of design keeping costs down, however for this toy they did include a remote control that uses a replaceable battery.
Unboxing Experience
As always, we love to unwrap a Funzze toy. The branded ribbon around the box is there for information and to prevent tampering. On opening, there is the anal vibrator, the remote, instructions, and of course the storage bag! The packaging is simple and not extravagant which helps cut down on costs and overall waste. All of the materials appeared to be recyclable in our area which is always a great thing to see.
Product Overview
The Rotating Anal vibrator is on the smaller end of anal toys we’ve tested so far. That does not mean a lack of power though, despite our best efforts we could only stall out the rotation with our hands. The vibrations in the base are moderately powerful. You can feel the vibrations penetrate into the perineum far more than a higher frequency vibrator does. There are 9 different rotation and vibration speeds. We found that setting the speeds to high or to ramping were the best for me, but there’s more than enough options to choose from and find your favorite.
Build Quality and Materials
The massager is made with high grade silicone and abs plastic. The vibrator itself is waterproof and uses magnetic charging to prevent anything from getting inside the toy to cause issues. The remote control is not waterproof though, so be mindful if you prefer to engage in anal play in a shower or bath setting. So far there have been no issues with battery life, charging, motors overheating, or remote disconnect. A benefit of simple toys is there’s less to go wrong and they tend to last quite a long time.
Performance
I prefer the deeper and intense rumble sensations for anal play, so this took longer for me to achieve orgasm with. That said, it still did the job, and is a great middle ground for those who prefer a deep rumble like the WeVibe Vector+ or a higher frequency stimulation like the Tingon A1. I’ve tried vibrating, thrusting, tapping, and now rotating prostate massagers. Rotating seems to be my favorite so far, with tapping coming in a close second. I’ve used this rotating massager several times in the last few months and have yet to be disappointed.
The different modes make it easy to customize your experience and match your needs during a play session. I preferred the high or ramping settings which is pretty consistent with most toys I use, so this wasn’t a big surprise.
Cleaning, Maintenance, and Storage
Cleaning is easy. The head has some slight texturing to it, so be mindful you are thoroughly washing this toy before and after every use. The transition from the shaft to the base, and the very tip of the vibrator needed additional time spend cleaning to ensure there was no issues. I’d then dry the vibrator, and use a silicone safe sanitizer spray to keep things clean. Air drying overnight seemed to work well, then back into the included storage bag. After leaving it to air dry overnight, there were no retained smells or odors.
Verdict
This is an high quality prostate massager that wont break the bank, and is sized to work for beginners or experienced explorers. I should note that this won’t give you a stretched out or full feeling if you’ve played anally for a while, but the rotating head can be positioned right on the prostate with a bit of practice. With lots of lube and your eyes closed, it feels very similar to an adventurous partner swirling their finger against you. The remote control makes changing modes simple, just keep it out of the shower. Maybe even give it to your partner for safe keeping while you shower, or do other things around the home!
