Heart Shaped Sucking Vibrator
by: Funzze Toys
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Introduction
A whisper-quiet, travel-friendly suction vibrator for those who want targeted stimulation in a seasonal, and fun package.
To start with , a big thank you to Funzze for sending us this toy to review in time for Valentines Day. Finding a special gift for somebody or a treat for yourself can be tricky. Thankfully, we’ve added this one to a coveted home on the nightstand, so that should tell you something!
Funzze continues with their promise to deliver lower cost but still high quality products. So far we’ve tested 8 of their products and haven’t been let down.
Unboxing Experience
The package arrived in a plain brown box. Inside, was the familiar logo on a banner surrounding a much smaller box. On opening, the toy itself was packaged in a small foam bag to keep it protected. The box contained the Heart Shaped Sucking Vibrator, magnetic charging cable, storage bag, and an instructional insert. The included storage bag easily fits the toy and cord when its not in use.
Shipping
Discrete Shipping: Arrives in an unmarked box with no external branding.
Charging: Magnetic USB (Cross-compatible with other Funzze devices).
Waterproof: IPX65 Rated (Submersible and easy to clean).
Storage: Includes a dedicated travel/storage bag (Pet hair begone!).
Product Overview
The “cleavage” dip of the heart shape is surprisingly easy to position. Because this is a more targeted toy, you do need to maintain a steady hand to keep constant contact, but the reward is a focused suction that doesn’t “leak” air easily.
This toy uses High-Frequency pulses for a more shallow and targeted sensation which is unlike the deep, thumping rumble of some of the Womanizer suction toys. We found that even the medium setting was more than enough to reach a result without the “numbing” sensation some heavier hitting toys can cause. We also found that the shallower sensations were an excellent way to explore foreplay on breasts, arms, or pretty much anywhere else you can think of to try.
Build Quality and Materials
One of the quietest suction toys we’ve tried so far. While not 100% silent, the motor noise is still well muffled. It is safe for use in dorms, shared apartments, or for parents who need a discrete option. We didn’t find it distracting or that it interrupted our sessions with overt noise.
Simple “Single-Button” Navigation. No “smart” features or apps to fumble with, just a long press to start and a quick click to cycle through the modes.
There are 10 different patterns. Includes a mix of constant suction and “start/stop” rhythms. We found the medium speed and the quicker rhythmic patterns to be the most effective.
While it lacks a dedicated mechanical travel lock, the “long press to activate” prevents accidental turn-ons in your luggage. Stored in its included bag should prevent any incidents while travelling, unless of course, you want to show it off!
Comparison
The Rose has a broader head that is more forgiving for partners, but the Heart’s flatter profile is easier to grip and fits better in a makeup bag for travel. The best comparison we could come up with was that the Heart writes a love letter with Dear, the rose writes To Who it May concern. If you crave deeper, rumbly, vibrations, stick with the Rose. If you want targeted, high-frequency suction that targets the surface nerves, the Heart is the top choice.” Honestly, we love them both, and they sit together in the nightstand.
Verdict
The Funzze Heart is an entry-level powerhouse. It skips the extra features you don’t need to have a good time, and focuses on delivering effective, quiet, and targeted stimulation. It’s the perfect “next step” for someone who found original suction toys too bulky or loud. It’s also the perfect way to spice up a romantic evening. Just because I live surrounded by a fire ban, doesn’t mean we can’t make our own in the bedroom!
