Wiggling Prostate Massager
by: Funzze Toys
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Introduction
We received this prostate massager from Funzze to round out our reviews of their prostate toy lineup. So far we’ve tested their Thrusting, Rotating, and now Wiggling prostate massagers. Of the three, this one is our favorite so far. The distinctive tapping motion at the head mimics the “come hither” motion partners use to manually stimulate the prostate. 10 Vibration modes give a variety of selection depending what you enjoy. Our preference was for the steady medium or high setting. Insertion is easy due to the narrow profile, and it stays in place thanks to the tapered shape towards the base. The base also includes a textured pattern and dedicated motor. It’s more on the buzzy side as far as vibrations go, which is excellent for lighter touch sensations without overwhelming the user. Despite the low cost, there were no seams or manufacturing defects on the model we received; this has been consistent with every Funzze product we’ve reviewed.
The motor powering the wiggling tip is not super powerful, we were able to stop it’s movement by bearing down on low and medium settings. We were unable to stop it on high. This pushes our “best for” recommendations towards people just starting out with anal play, or those who prefer a gentler sensation. The IP65 rating means it’s safe for shower play, and can be submerged in the sink for thorough cleaning. In short, we enjoyed this prostate massager, and were able to achieve hands free orgasms with it. We happily recommend this massager for new-intermediate users, and those looking for less intense stimulation for longer sessions.
Quick Specs
- Weight (grams): 115
- Primary Material: Silicone (Medical-Grade)
- Drive System: Vibration Motor
- Noise Level Lowest: 45
- Noise Level Highest: 55
- Vibration Frequency: High Frequency/ Buzz, Pulsing, Thumping
- Connectivity: Remote
- Power Source: Rechargeable Battery
- Charging Port: Magnetic
- MSRP (USD): 37.99
Unboxing Experience
Arriving in an unmarked cardboard box, this massager was well packaged and had no damage on arrival. The delightful Funzze branded ribbon surrounds the box, and on opening we find the well packaged contents. The prostate massager, storage bag, charging cable, remote control, and information inserts. The packaging is recyclable, and there isn’t an excess of it either, which is great for sustainability.
Product Overview
The Wiggling Prostate Massager has a fairly narrow profile to it, making it easy to insert even for beginners. The vibrations in the base are moderately powerful. The vibrations from the perineum vibe tended to stay near the surface which is great for longer play or for those who prefer a lighter touch. There are 10 different settings to choose from, and we ended up preferring the constant medium or high settings during our play sessions. The remote control worked well, but take note that it is not waterproof, so it’s best to wait until you’re out of the shower to use it. We had no issues with connectivity within the space of our bedroom.
Build Quality and Materials
This prostate massager is made with abs and high-grade silicone. It uses a magnetic charging cord and carries an IP65 waterproof rating. As with any new toy, we washed it, dried it, and left it to charge overnight. Through multiple play sessions, we saw around 60 minutes of run time, and about 90 minutes to charge. These will change depending on the settings you use and charger you connect the cable to. In the 30 days we’ve tested this massager, there have been no issues with quality or performance. It still holds a charge, there are no odors after cleaning and sanitizing, and the remote still functions as it did on day 1.
Performance
After testing multiple different prostate massagers over the years, I know that my personal preference is for a deep, rumbly vibration. What I have discovered for me, is trying the different moving massagers, is that the feeling of having your prostate pressed (Rotating Massager) or tapped repeatedly really ups the intensity even without the lower frequency vibrations. The tapping speed can be controlled by the remote or button on the massager. The constant high speed tapping gave the best sensations for my, with medium and then ramping a close second and third. With someof their other vibrators, Funzze only offers 9 speeds, so having the extra 10th speed broadens the choices for people trying to find out what works best for them. With this in mind, I was able to achieve hands free orgasms using this massager, but it did take nearly 45 minutes to get there. In comparison, the rotating massager gave more pressure and edges out a smidgen ahead of this one for which I enjoy more, but I do enjoy both for different reasons.
When paired with direct penis or testicle/scrotum stimulation, the extra sensations against the prostate can very quickly take you to orgasm, so start off slow and see how you respond.
Cleaning, Maintenance, and Storage
With the IP65 rating, cleaning is simple and easy. A thorough rinse, antibacterial soap with a good scrub or two, with thorough rinsing and dry should do the trick. A silicone safe sanitizer spray won’t hurt anything either. Allow it to completely dry before placing it in it’s storage bag. A point of note, the textures on the perineum vibrator do require some extra attention. A dedicated soft bristled silicone brush can make this process much easier if you have any issues. Full in depth cleaning instructions are always available in our Cleaning Guide.
Pros
- Unique "come hither" tapping motion mimics manual prostate stimulation.
- 10 vibration settings offer a wide variety of intensity and rhythm options.
- Quiet operation during play (45–55 dB noise range).
- Solid, seamless build quality with medical-grade silicone at an affordable price ($37.99 MSRP).
Cons
- Wiggling motor lacks heavy torque and can stall under pressure on low/medium settings.
- Remote control is not waterproof and cannot be used in the shower.
- Gentler stimulation may require longer play sessions to reach orgasm compared to more intense massagers.
Verdict
Funzze has produced yet another high quality prostate massager at an affordable price. The size and shape make it easy for beginners to use, and can be a great way to explore new types of sensations and experiences for more experienced users. Once you relax into the sensations, it does feel very similar to a partner tapping your prostate with their finger, so if you’re looking to enjoy that experience, this could be the right choice for you. We gave this prostate massager a 7/10 star rating as the deep rumble was missing for us and we were able to stop the motor on lower settings. That said, this makes an excellent entry level prostate massager, and with it’s quiet operation, can easily be used if you have roommates, live in a college dorm, and are looking to take that next step to enhance your sexual experience.
